I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx - In Humor
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx - In Humor
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The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
- Karl Marx - In Government
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Humor is reason gone mad.
- Groucho Marx - In Humor
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
- Groucho Marx - In Marriage
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